A Daddy Babysitting Riddle

What do you get when you
--give a two-year-old a sippy-cup full of apple juice;
--strip her down for her bath;
--fail to force her to go on the potty like a big girl; and
--let her play in her room, naked, while you draw her a bath?

You get exactly what you deserve. Then you get a handful of paper towels to clean the floor.